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If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well it were done correctly | Mind your language
Don't get in a bad mood over the subjunctive - as Shakespeare would confirm, it will add elegance to your writing
"Does no one use the subjunctive any more?" a reader asks, prompted by one of many Guardian stories revealing at best a passing acquaintance with, and at worst complete ignorance of, what is technically known as the subjunctive mood.
The subjunctive is a verb form expressing hypothesis, typically to indicate that something is being demanded, proposed, imagined, or insisted: he demanded that she resign, I wish that she were honest, she insisted Jane sit down, and so on.
You can spot it in the first and third persons singular by the use of were rather than was: if I were you, I'd tell the truth; if she were honest, she would quit.
Thus, as another reader pointed out, when we wrote "if News Corp was a liberal outfit" it should correctly have been "if News Corp were a liberal outfit". (As I said, we are in the realms of hypothesis.)
The subjunctive is more common in American than British English, and often found in formal or poetic contexts – in the song If I Were a Rich Man from the musical Fiddler on the Roof, for example. (If you think "If I Was a Rich Man" sounds as good, I can recommend a good tin ear specialist at my local ENT department.)
The excellent Orange Crate Art blog notes that the subjunctive "is appropriate in stating conditions that are contrary to fact", contrasting Tim Hardin's song lyric "If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway?" with the distinctly more prosaic "If I train as a carpenter, I will get to wear safety goggles."
Fowler noted that the subjunctive was most likely to be found in formal writing or speech but was "seldom obligatory". Some writers seem to get away without it, but then some people get away with murder. Look at these examples from the same issue of the Guardian:
"If every election or ballot in which there are cases of bad practice was [sic] to be invalidated, democracy would soon become a laughing stock ..." (leading article); "If this was [sic] the centred Conservative party that Cameron claims, its strategists wouldn't be half as worried as they are ..." (column).
I'd be surprised if schools were still teaching the subjunctive, but we still have plenty of readers for whom those two instances of "was" instead of the subjunctive "were" will have jarred enough to distract them from the point the writers were trying to make.
Compare that with the elegance that can be added to your writing by proper use of the subjunctive, as seen in this column by Gary Younge: "It was as though Charlie Brown's teacher were standing for leader of the opposition ... " (one of three examples of the subjunctive mood in the piece).
As with the hyper-corrective misuse of whom instead of who, however, using the subjunctive wrongly is worse than not using it at all. Many novelists randomly scatter "weres" about their pages as if "was" were going out of fashion, presumably having heard vaguely somewhere that this is correct.
Perhaps that is why Somerset Maugham, a superb writer, was no fan of the subjunctive. He declared half a century ago: "The subjunctive mood is in its death throes, and the best thing to do is put it out of its misery as soon as possible."
Were that ever to happen, however, our language would be the poorer.
LanguageDavid Marshguardian.co.uk